Théoden banishes Grima. Éowyn disappears as well. A few hours later, she comes back into the palace leading Grima by the hand.
Théoden: Where have you been all day? And what is he doing here?!
Éowyn: Uncle, I MARRIED GRIMA SO HE COULD STAY IN THE KINGDOM!!!!
*Théoden starts gasping*
Éowyn: Don't worry. I don't love him or anything, but since Éomer was banished I've been really bored.
*Théoden promptly has a heart attack and dies*
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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