I'm stealing this from my sister because I know she'll never post it. But if she decides to I'll delete it & you guys can act none the wiser, okay?
In Osgiliath, the boulder smashes through the tower.
Faramir: Oh, man! My dad was in there!
But here's one I made up:
On the way to Osgiliath...
Frodo: Faramir, I really hafta pee. Can we stop so I can go?
*Faramir ignores him and one of his men picks Frodo up and hustles him along*
Frodo: Faramir! You must let me go!!!!
While Sam is stewing the conies:
Smeagol: Aaaargh!!! What's it doing?!! Stupid... fat... hobbit!!! You ruins it!!!!
*Fed up with being picked at about his weight, Sam picks up Smeagol and hurls him into a ravine* *Frodo looks up*
Frodo: Where's Smeagol?
Sam: *shrugs* I dunno...
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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