Ok, here's my version.
*At Helm's Deep*
*Aragorn takes boy's sword, swings it around and lets go. It flys through the air and hits Legolas on the walls.*
Legolas: Ouch! *(Imagine Shrek when Fiona has dragged the arrow from his butt!)*
Aragorn: That's what I think of both Legolas and your sword. Go get a new one.
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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