*Aragorn takes the boy's sword and swings it around, and the blade falls off and goes whizzing through the air, hitting the random old guy with one eye, and causing him to release his arrow*
(I know the timing is horribly off, but bear with me.)
What really started the Battle at Helm's Deep
Aragorn: Oooops!!!! *in a nasal voice* Did I do thaaat?
(All Urkel fans will get this one).
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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