You would have had to see the LOTR verison wireless commerical to get this.
Orcs are using a battering ram to get into Helms Deep. On the other side verison guy blocks the door.
Guy talking into cell phone: Can you hear me now? Good!
Suddenly Aragorn and Legolas tackle the verison guy.
Legolas: Give us the cell phone!!
Aragorn: Yeah! Elrond wouldn't help us so I am calling his mother in law to chew him out! No you stupid phone I don't want to text message! And and I want to send a picture so I can show her the deep ship we are in!
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?
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