What is up with that scarf?! It's everywhere! My little sister even refers to it as Scarfie!
Okay, in Moria...
Gandalf: Annon edhellen, edro hi ammen!
Pippin: Well, what're you gonna do now, Gandalf?
Gandalf: Nothing, yet. I have to think. But if you keep on talking, Peregrin Took, I'll use you as a hobbit battering ram!
*Pippin shuts up. Gandalf tries every spell he knows to no avail*
Gandalf: *bleep, bleep, bleep!!* Well, Peregrin Took, you know what THIS means!!!
Pippin: But I didn't talk!
Gandalf: Ah! You just did!
*Gandalf picks Pippin up and rams his head against the Doors of Durin. They crack, crumble, and collapse*
Gandalf: Well, gang, we're in!
*the Fellowship walks inside. Pippin is staggering around like a zombie*
Pippin: *stupidly* Where's the leak, ma'am?
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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