[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

I don't know if anyone will really understand these but they sprung into my mind last night and made me giggle.

*on Caradhras, Boromir shouts up to Gandalf*

Boromir: We cannot go on, this will be the death of the hobbits!!

Gandalf: Sharpe observation.

Everyone except Boromir: *Snigger*

Boromir: ?

*Council of Elrond*

*Gimli tries to chop the ring in half but his axe breaks. He turns to look at Boromir, grinning widely*

Gimli: Maybe my axe wasn't Sharpe enough!

Everyone except Boromir: *Laughs heartily*

Boromir: What...? What!?

*In Moria.*

Boromir: They have a Cave Troll!

Gandalf: Those Sharpe critters!

Everyone except Boromir: *Laughs loudly*

Boromir: *Bangs head on cave wall*

*Boromir tries to take the ring from Frodo who whips out Sting and points it at Boromir*

Frodo: Careful, Boromir...it's Sharpe...

*Everyone jumps out of no where and starts laughing*

Boromir: *Starts crying from confusion*

*Boromir has just been hit by the three arrows and he falls down. Aragorn kneels down by him and puts his hand on his shoulder...*

Aragorn: ...not as Sharpe as you used to be, are you Boromir...

Everyone: *Laughs*

Merry and Pippin: *From the distance they can be heard screaming with laughter*

Boromir: *Dies*

*They've put Boromir in that smart boat thing and he's about to go over the waterfall*

Legolas: Wow...I hope he isn't still alive...those rocks look Sharpe...

Everone: *Sniggers*

Gimli: I'll miss his Sharpe dress sense

Everyone: *Chortles*

Aragorn: I bet those arrows were Sharpe!

Legolas: Enough.