Here's one...
In Moria
Legolas: *gets out magnifying glass* After much deduction and deliberation I have come to the conclusion that this dwarf is...dead!
Aragorn: Legolas, have you been reading 'Sherlock Holmes' again?
Legolas: Elementary, my dear Aragorn!
And another...
In Fangorn
Aragorn: Wow Gandalf! You glow in the dark!
Gandalf: It's one of the perks of the job.
And yet another...
The Fellowship stop for rest.
Aragorn, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Gandalf, Gimli: *get out pipes*
Legolas: *Tacks a large 'No Smoking' sign onto a tree and sits back looking smug.* It kills, you know!
Gimli: Stupid elf. He's immortal!
How about s'more?
Down the Anduin
Legolas: *Speeds past everyone in a high-power motor boat* Galadriel must love me! Look at my boat! Mwa a hahaha!
Gimli: Bah! All I got was a pedal-o!
Well, *they* were lame. But quite good fun all the same.
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'What news from the South, O sighing wind, do you bring to me at eve?
Where now is Boromir the Fair? He tarries and I grieve.'
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