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Old 07-28-2003, 12:10 PM   #33
Lily Bombadil
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screw the ring, screw Merry and Pippin, screw Frodo and Sam, i want Xena's autograph!...
That was the creme de la creme right there, Everdawn. I've got some more...

*Frodo, Sam, Merry, & Pippin are approaching Bree when they find that Bree is under attack. They sneak inside.*

Frodo: Barley! What's going on?!
Barley: I dunno, chappie. These French guys just started attacking us!
Frodo: Well then let's get P.J. to stop them!
Barley: *fires off a musket* No way, man! I'm havin' fun! Wooo! Whooo!!! The colors! The colors!
P.J: Stop! Stop!! STOP!!! My set! Oh, my beautiful set! D*mn French militia!
(Meanwhile, from the French point of view...)
Marquis: *with French accent* Magua, why do you attack this fort?
Magua: Magua does not know why his father's army attacks this fort. Magua's father say, 'It is in the script.'

I know; lame, huh? I'm trying really hard. Honest.

[ July 28, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]
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