Lothlorien: Haldir is leadig the Fellowship up the long flight to steps to see Celeborn and Galadirel.
Merry: How many more steps?!! :huff puff: I.. :huff puff:...can't take..:huff puff:..this...:huff puff:...anymore!
Boromir: I..have.. :huff puff:..got to start..:huff puff:...using that stairmaster...:huff puff: more.
Haldir: Oh stop your whinning were at the top!
:Merry, Pippin and Boromir hit the top few steps in relief but start rolling back down taking the Fellowship with them as they go. They all land in the heap at the bottom of the stairs:
:Haldir appears at the base of the stairs a few seconds later:
Haldir: Congratulations. Out of 2382 steps you only had 3 to go but now your back to square one.
Aragorn, Glimi, and Legolas: You stupid fat hobbits and fat man in a little coat!!!
[ July 22, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]
[ July 22, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?
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