Extended version:
On the platform in Lothlorien the fellowship waits as Haldir and Aragorn argue in Elvish.
Pippin: I wonder what they are saying.
Aragorn in Elvish: Come on Haldir let us through. Just one night, we will even clean our own bathrooms.
Haldir in Elvish: For the last time Aragorn, your Master card was declined. No Visa, no check in, no room.
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?
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