Morai, you scare me with your incredibly unique and humourous ideas.
Ring power: Makes elves fall madly in love with you.
Dirty, smelly ranger (aka Aragorn): Will you go out with me?
Beautiful elf (aka Arwen): Ew, get away, disgusting mortal thingy.
Aragorn (puts on ring): Are you sure?
Arwen: Come here Shnookums.
And now you know how it happened. Of course, Aragorn might have had a problem with Elrond... and Elrohir... and Elladan, Glorfindel and all the other elves. Poor him.
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