Hobbits MIGHT drink and smoke etc, but that's only because of the fact that they're hippies. Here's some other things they'd do:
-listen to HAIR (a sixties tribal american love-rock musical) records/cds CONTINUOUSLY (seriously, those songs are EEEEVILLLLL!)
-wear tye-dye
-have those weird colored sunglasses
-say 'peace, man' alot
-obsess over flowers and butterflies
-(THIS IS TRUE!!!!)Be obliviously happy all the time
-prance around in fields with field-type flowers
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They were holding umbrellas. Not just any umbrellas- BLACK umbrellas. Not just ANY black umbrellas- these were...(knuckle-biting time) the BLACK UMBRELLAS OF DEATH!!!!! *cue sinister music*
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