Simple Samwise saw Shelob shaft Shorty, so Sam shook Sting, saying, "Stupid spider! Sam shall stab shiny sword straight, skewering Shelob stunningly." Stupendously, Samwise stabbed seething Shelob, sending Shelob screeching south, suffering sadly. So selfless Samwise saved Shorty.
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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