[The Barrow-Wight]

This is one of those 'list' topics where everyone just adds to the list. Normally I would close it, but I will allow this one to remain open if the next few entries actually adhere to the books of JRRT.

Bad: 'Aragorn ate artichokes'

Worse: 'Bilbo Baggins bravely bounced to Bag End using bean bags'

Very good: 'Cruel Caradhras caused crushing cold challenges, cancelling carefully considered course'


Make your next efforts very good.