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Meneltarmacil · 07-14-2003, 11:18 PM

(Theoden walks into Dr. Wormtongue's office)

THEODEN: I somehow feel like I'm too old to do my job... and that there is some evil at work in my land...

WORMTONGUE: What you've been hearing is just, ummmmmmmmmm, a, uh, reflection of your past experiences. There is OBVIOUSLY no evil in your land, and I am sure that if you listen to ME more often, you would definitely be more relaxed and more capable of doing your job... Yes, let me handle all your work. Oh, and if you feel too old again, just take this prescription to Dr. Saruman for some pills. You'll feel better in no time.

THEODEN: Thank you.
*he is about to leave*

WORMTONGUE: Oh, and please stay away from Dr. Gandalf. He is obviously a quack.

*Theoden leaves*

WORMTONGUE: (insert evil laugh here)

I know, that was lame... *sigh*

*ducks to avoid a flying piano*

07-14-2003, 11:18 PM	#15
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	(Theoden walks into Dr. Wormtongue's office) THEODEN: I somehow feel like I'm too old to do my job... and that there is some evil at work in my land... WORMTONGUE: What you've been hearing is just, ummmmmmmmmm, a, uh, reflection of your past experiences. There is OBVIOUSLY no evil in your land, and I am sure that if you listen to ME more often, you would definitely be more relaxed and more capable of doing your job... Yes, let me handle all your work. Oh, and if you feel too old again, just take this prescription to Dr. Saruman for some pills. You'll feel better in no time. THEODEN: Thank you. he is about to leave WORMTONGUE: Oh, and please stay away from Dr. Gandalf. He is obviously a quack. Theoden leaves WORMTONGUE: (insert evil laugh here) I know, that was lame... sigh ducks to avoid a flying piano __________________ I ♣ baby seals.