[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

a random orc drags in and sits down.
Dr.Treebeard stands in the corner and drinks water.

orc: i'm desperate! Gorbag doesn't even notice me. he thinks that i'm just orc number 1374 and he calls me Snaga, a slave! you know, that doesn't really help my bad self-assurance! i feel so small and needless.*starts weeping*
Dr.Treebeard(very slowly): let us not be hasty...i know precisely what you're going through. some guys called me a tree! A TREE, Búrarum!!!
orc: hey, i'm the patient here, i have heartache!
Dr.Treebeard(very slowly): ofcourse, let us focus on you.
orc: i do my best but Gorbag doesn't notice me.i even put my new streaky bathing suit on when we were swimming but no, he didn't notice!
Dr.Treebeard(with normal speed): really? don't tell me that it had blue stripes!
orc: yes it had, why?
Dr.Treebeard(in a high pitched voice): fool of an orc, blue stripes! they got out of fashion already in the 2nd Age!
orc: oh my...what shall i do now?
Dr.Treebeard: you don't have any other option...
orc: please, no!
Dr.Treebeard: yes, pink stripes!
orc: well, if thet helps.
Dr.Treebeard: believe me, i know what i'm talking about! and if you hurry the stores are still open.
orc: thanks, you saved my day, Tree!*runs to the store*
Dr.Treebeard: Tree? he called me A TREE!?! should i buy pink-striped bikinis too...i think that those i bought in the beginning of the 3rd Age are now little too tight...


oh well, that was lame, maybe i should rest...or buy pink-striped bathing suit [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ July 13, 2003: Message edited by: dancing spawn of ungoliant ]