~ Make LotR road trip really happen
~ Change the powers of the one ring. When you were wearing it, either on your finger or on a chain like Frodo does, you would not be invisible until someone came within two feet of you. Then both you and the person who got too close would become invisible until they leave. (I got this idea from a weird dream I had once)
~ Play a game of marbles with the eye of Sauron and the palantirs, and any other round things I felt like using.
~ Get Denethor's matches wet, so they won't light.
~ Switch the Lembas with bean burritos.
~ Make the Nazgul change colors randomly. (Another weird dream)
~ Put Gollum in a dog food bag. (Yet another dream)
~ Give Arwen pimples.
~ Many more evil things I have not yet thought of.
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