I would randomly speak from the sky, and tell people to go on random, stupid Quests. I can just see it:
"What is your purpose?"
"The Quest of the Ring!"
"What????"
"I must retrieve and destroy the One.....NOSE RING!!!!"
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I'd make all my enemies go bungee jumping in Mt. Doom just after an army of Orcs has poured in a cauldron or two (or three or four) of beans. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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