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Lindril Arvilya · 11-05-2003, 11:57 AM

Okay, the first thing that came into my mind, befroe even reading any of these, was this scene....

Lurtz is killing Boromir. You see Aragorn come racing up, kicks Lurtz, goes to draw his sword, and it's a trout.
Aragorn: ***?
Lurtz: ***?
Boromir: Uuuuhhhhh.....
Aragorn gives up and just smacks Lurtz in the face with his trusty trout.
Me: *snicker snicker*

Other than that, I'd probably start *changing* random other things, like people's clothes (Frodo: "What is this strange material?" Me: "Spandex, buddy. Get used to it.") and probably using the whole "voice from the heavens" bit to send people on random quests. And YES, I would send some poor sod to chop down a tree with a herring. Better make it a dwarf... it would be too much for an elf to bear.

Lindril (I should do this more often) Arvilya

11-05-2003, 11:57 AM	#58
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Okay, the first thing that came into my mind, befroe even reading any of these, was this scene.... Lurtz is killing Boromir. You see Aragorn come racing up, kicks Lurtz, goes to draw his sword, and it's a trout. Aragorn: *? Lurtz: ? Boromir: Uuuuhhhhh..... Aragorn gives up and just smacks Lurtz in the face with his trusty trout. Me: snicker snicker* Other than that, I'd probably start changing random other things, like people's clothes (Frodo: "What is this strange material?" Me: "Spandex, buddy. Get used to it.") and probably using the whole "voice from the heavens" bit to send people on random quests. And YES, I would send some poor sod to chop down a tree with a herring. Better make it a dwarf... it would be too much for an elf to bear. Lindril (I should do this more often) Arvilya __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!