ROFLMAO!!!! You are too brilliant!
I think I as Eru would... hmmm...
Send Gollum to school and force him to work three hours a day with (Latin) grammar...
Make Aragorn wear lipgloss with vanilla flavour (same type as Éowyn's)
Make the rings into cellphones and force everybody to write chatese on them ("u r soooo stupid sauron ill smack ur fon!luv frodo")
Give Gandalf a red hair dye (with purple shades)
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We're all summoned by a tune
We're following the piper
And we dance beneath the moon
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