apart from what the squatter said..I'd..
-Make Saruman's robes tie-dye
-Gift Boromir with Middle-earth's only disco ball.
-Allow Meela to show Denethor how to make the most of playing with fire, and maybe how to use a lighter
-Gift hobbits with rogaine, so that they won't suffer from receding hair lines on their feetses
-Give the eye of Sauron pink eye
Erm..yeah. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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