there would be a majic ring in the centre of every plum pudding...
give sauroman glasses and a front pocket with pens in it.
randomly move mountains - prefferably to interfere with the movements of large armies and parties of nine companions.
have it rain hobbits (in such a way that they weren't injured of course! they would bounce.)
all orks would sing and dance cotton-eye-jo right before attacking.
ok, not great, but that's what comes to mind. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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