Thread: If you were Eru and wanted to have some fun...
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Old 10-28-2003, 09:19 AM   #45
Lyta_Underhill
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And the Bruinen would flow with strawberry ice cream!
Eomer, you ARE an evil one! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] I can see Frodo stopping at the edge and eating his fill before going on: "Just a minute Mr. Witch King, I'm hungry! Be with you momently!" (Frodo looks up, watching as a magnificent floe of ice cream, surmounted by outsize tumbling cherries, falls upon the Riders before being crushed under a giant walnut and passing out...)

Also, can you imagine the ANTS that would gather there? They'd probably be thick enough to eat up Glorfindel whole! (Maybe THAT's where he went!):P

Cheers,
Lyta

P.S. Sure, evil things do not come into the Valley, but can you imagine the first line of defense of Rivendell against the darkness having to be bug spray?
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