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Lëowen · 10-28-2003, 06:57 AM

Um...Yavanna II, if you apparently don't like the Valar, why did you take the name of one?

If I was Eru...

~I'd change Theoden's warcry from 'Forth Eorlingas!' to a rousing chorus of 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a-standin' in a row...' [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
~ I'd turn Shadowfax into a llama.
~I'd make the Nazgul ride flying squirrels.
~ And finally, paint Barad-dur pink with peace signs all over it. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

10-28-2003, 06:57 AM	#43
Lëowen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: my computer chair, being smothered by my impossibly large cat Posts: 93	Um...Yavanna II, if you apparently don't like the Valar, why did you take the name of one? If I was Eru... ~I'd change Theoden's warcry from 'Forth Eorlingas!' to a rousing chorus of 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a-standin' in a row...' [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~ I'd turn Shadowfax into a llama. ~I'd make the Nazgul ride flying squirrels. ~ And finally, paint Barad-dur pink with peace signs all over it. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Be individual! Join the millions of other people also being individual! Prevent Merry Abuse! Join S.A.M!