if I could be Eru, I'll:
10. Turn Mirkwood into a great big desert, like the Sahara
9. Make Ar-Pharzon invade Aman and kill those annoying 'saintly' VALAR
8. Give Arwen a nice crisp and loud scream(*****HHH!!!!!!!!!!)
7. Get all those mithril out of Moria and give those to myself
6. Turn Aragorn's sword into an electric eel that could survive and give off tousands of volts'electricity
5. Introduce the telephone, so that Saruman and Sauron wouldn't have difficulties with using the Palantir, coz it's so UNCIVILIZED!!!
4. Make Morgoth INVINCIBLE, so that I could relax while I watch him kill & torture
3. Take off the elves' immortality
2. Turn Shadowfax and Legolas' hairs blue pink, violet, and orange(stripped)
1. introduce the ATOMIC BOMB and watch those Middle-Earthlings destroy themselves!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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