Thread: If you were Eru and wanted to have some fun...
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Old 10-27-2003, 04:53 PM   #11
Meela
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If I were Eru, and I wanted to have some fun, I would soak the wood in water just before it was taken to build Denethor's pyre.

I would make hobbits the tallest race in Arda.

I would make Aragorn trip up constantly.

I would give Theoden's horse wings.

I would have the Ring turn into a jelly ring constantly, and tempt Sam with it.
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