If a hobbit came to my door.. im imagining it would go something like this...
I would open the door and stare blankly at it..
Hobbit: can i please come inside... its.. just... i ...need to hide from a black figure of a horse...
Everdawn: I dont believe you..
Hobbit: please... im begging you..
Everdawn: youre from the government arent you?
Hobbit: NO
Everdawn: look! i never sold that intelligence information to the US.. OK! And i know nothing about that sattellite in my backyard... and that building down the street, that has all those wierd computer thingies in it... NOT MINE...
Hobbit: please, im not from the...
Everdawn: Look, im sick of your tricks!
Ringwraith rides up and snatches hobbit...
HObbit: ahhhh!!!
Everdawn: Yeah! you keep running! youll never find the evidence!...go to hell!
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~My lord, Éomer~
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