For me this is an easy one. After the intial surprise and I remember my manners and invite them in I would feed them and discuse their genealogy with them (seeing as hobbit family trees our mutually interesting to both of us). Hobbits have the most interesting relitives so we will likely discuse them at some length as well. And I will likely be excited enough to feed them mushrooms, and not even mind the smell when they fry them. They'd certainly go to waste in my house anyway (the mushrooms not the hobbits).
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"What my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?"
"Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it, as Signore Benedick? Courtecy itself must convert to Disdain if you come in her presence"
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