Dear Frodo:
I am your biggest fan. I love your eyes and the way your foot-hair curls. Why don't you ditch Sam and let me be your live-in caretaker/bodyguard/gardener? I am a better cook than Sam, and I've been told that my foot massages are the best. Besides, you wouldn't have to worry about all those nasty rumors with me. Just say the word, and I can be moved into Bag End within an hour.
Love & kisses,
Rosie Cotton
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"It's impossible to have Frodo without Sam, or Sam without Frodo. They're like two halves of one heart..."
"If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West..."
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