Legolas grabs Aragorn's shoulder near the neck and squeezes. And squeezes again. And again.
Aragorn: "Legolas... what the heck are you doing?"
Legolas: "I'm trying to perfect my Vulcan techniques!"
Aragorn: "No more TV for you.
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers.
?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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