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Old 05-16-2003, 03:47 PM   #1710
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Aragorn and Arwen shot

Rivendell Bully #1: Eh! Come on ye prat!

Arwen: *very tersely* Just ignore them.

Rivendell Bully #2: Yah Aragorn! Come on! And bring your dishy bird with ye! Hey slapper!

Arwen: Take a deep breath. You’re better than they are. That’s right ... deep breaths ... good.


Eowyn shot

Eowyn: Oh—my—god—


Last but not least- Aragorn shot

Aragorn: Where are they?

Screen director #2: *whispers* They’re right by your arm

Aragorn: Are you mad? They can’t *sees miniature orcs* —uh, PJ?

PJ: CUT!!! Alright, Szalinski!! Somebody get me Szali— *sees him* --Wayne! What have you done with the orcs?! Get your machine out here and fix them please. Sorry about that Aragorn...


-Maikafanawen

[ May 16, 2003: Message edited by: maikafanawen ]
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