Merry discovers that Ent mosh pits are slightly more dangerous that Hobbit ones. Pippin, however, is unperturbed, because he is in a "happy place".
Treebeard: "All right! 'Quickbeam and the Petrified Huorns' are the coolest rock band around, eh wot?"
Pippin: "That is an excellent name for a rock band! Though I prefer 'Saliva', that's probably just because I'm a Hobbit and a fan of anything involving mastication."
Merry: *Screams in pain and proceeds to black out*
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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