Legolas: "What are you doing? It's a rope. A rope is a rope is a rope. Let's got on with it and sing a funeral song in their honor."
Aragorn: "All right..."
Legolas:
"Meriadoc and Peregrin went out,
One was a dope and the other a lout.
They thought it best, to join the Quest,
Too bad they didn't think about the consequence."
Aragorn:
"In Tuckborough and Buckland the north wind walks on the air,
But the Hobbits there don't seem to care,
They ask no questions, just comb their hair.
'Good riddance', they say, 'now go away'."
Legolas: "Dude, that was seriously awful."
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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