Boromir: So, it was all in my head? You never...
Legolas: No.
Boromir: We could never...
Legolas: No, there is no we!
Boromir: I can't believe it.
Legolas: I am sorry, my heart lies elsewhere!
Boromir: But...who?
Legolas: One who could satisfy me more.
Boromir: Not-
Legolas: Yes.
Boromir: Oh, my love, no! But, why? Why Haldir? He may be of your kind, but...
Legolas: I do not like the hair. So much...Haldir has so little...
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Scary? Yes. Long. Oh well. I suck at this. I am only good at REALLY stupid humor. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I know Boromir's not gay, I have my reserves about Legolas though...kidding! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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