(Heavenly choir music as Shadowfax comes galloping towards them. Suddenly, it ends with a record-scratching effect as Legolas unleashes an arrow, killing Shadowfax dead. Everyone turns to stare at him like he just went insane.)
Legolas: "Well, hey, sorry! I thought this was the part... y'know, with the paintings and the horse... Phantom Ganon!"
(Everyone groans and Gandalf snatches up Legolas' pack, pulling out a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.)
Gandalf: "No more Nintendo64 for you!"
(For my fellow OoT fans. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers.
?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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