[Anything but Arwen]

a Mary Sue is the character you get in cheesy fanfictions, who somehow end up in M.E or similar, and of course, are vaugley elvish or hobbitish, and usualy end up screwing a character...usually Legolas....**shudders** KILL MARY SUES!! **cough** Yes, back to the captions...

First guy: I thought these pond baths were meant to be good for our complexions?


Second Dead Dude: I think the whole soaked pondweed ridden phantom look is in right now, dont you?
Foreground Dead Dude: Yeah, specially that weed moustache...