Aragorn: (Hitting chest with fists) "Aragorn!"
(Frodo just stares. Aragorn does the action again. Frodo raises an eyebrow. Aragorn does it AGAIN and his eyes begin to water.)
Aragorn: (teary-eyed) "Ah-ra-gorn."
Frodo: "What's wrong?"
Aragorn: "I think I just broke my sternum."
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?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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