[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

I think this has been mentioned before, but I'll bring it up again.
The balrog, on the bridge of Khazad Dum, to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "I'm With You"

I'm standing on the bridge,
I'm waiting in the dark,
I thought that they'd be here by now.
There's nothing but the flames,
No footsteps on the ground,
I'm listening but there's no sound.
Isn't anyone trying to fight me?
Won't somebody come to my home?

Well I thought it was funny...