How 'bout Sauron as a kid?
(Camera points to a evil looking kid, Sauron's mother is holding the camera.)
Mom: Oh, isn't he cute! Forgeing small rings in his own bedroom.
(Sauron turns around, holding a burning ring in his hand)
Sauron: Mom! Owch! Can't you see I'm taking over Middle Earth right now! Ow.......
(Sauron runs around the room crying and screaming as the ring meltes into his hand)
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