[the real nazgul]

Arwen is filming Aragorn with the camcorder.

"Hey Aragorn! Go back a bit further!"
"Aww, come on, Arwen! Haven't i gone far back enough?"
"No, no! You need to be close to the cliffedge so it makes you look so...so..."
"Danger-loving?"
"Yeh! Yeh! Thats the word! Just a bit more back...stop! Okay, make sure you dont step back again or you may fall!"
"What if i jump up?...like THIS!"
Aragorn jumps up. Arwen gasps, but Aragorn lands safely, but still very near the edge.
"Aragorn, don't do that! You scared the life outta me!"
"What, shall i do it more?"
"No, no!"
"Look Arwen! I'm just like a pogo stick! Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!!"
Aragorn disappears off the edge. Arwens voice becomes worried, but she stays where she is, with the camcorder still recording the grassy clifftop where Aragorn was.
"Aragorn!!!!! Aragorn!!!!! Are you there?!?!"
His voice comes from the cliff face, shouting.
"Yes! I'm still alive! Luckily this branch was sticking out of the rocks, huh?"
Suddenly, an arrow shoots from the left side of the screen. It arcs down, and too disappears as it flies down the cliff. There is silence, until Aragorn shouts:
"AAAARRRRRGGGGG! It...hurts..."
There is a *doumph!* as Aragorns dead body hits the cliff floor down below. Arwen is horrified.
"Oh my...someone has shot Aragorn! Who... who...?"
Arwen whips the camera left. There is Legolas, with a loose bow, in a position like he has just fired an arrow. The clip ends when Legolas says:
"Oh dear. My finger slipped."
(followed by an evil grin)

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