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Old 06-09-2002, 07:17 PM   #73
Gimli Son Of Gloin
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Little Road Island Red
By Gimli Son Of Glóin

Road Island Red: The Chicken

gollum*elf*pup: The Antagonist

Gimli Son Of Glóin": The Hero

The Undertaker: Need I say more?

Act One: The Greenway
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Road Island Red(at the greenway): Dum dee dee dum. La la la la.

gollum*elf*pup: (Jumps out of bush) Waa Haa Haa! I'm the Antagonist! I am gonna to eat you!

Road Island Red: AHHHHHHH!

gollum*elf*pup eats the chicken

Act Two:Eavesdroppings

Gimli Son Of Glóin: I'm off to see the chicken, the wonderful chicken of Oz!
(knocks on door)
Mr. Chicken! Oh Mr. Chicken! Hmm. No one is home. I wonder where Road is...

gollum*elf*pup(walking by the house):Boy that chicken was good!

Gimli Son Of Glóin: That thing ate the chicken!

Act Three:Yech

Gimli Son Of Glóin: Die!
Jumps out of bush, slices open gollum*elf*pup, Road Island Red hops out

The Undertaker:I'm here for the dead thing.
<FONT SIZE="20">The End

[ June 09, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]
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