1) MATRIX - Ask not why the chicken crossed the greenway. The answer is impossible. Simply tell yourself there is no chicken. Then you will see that the chicken is only in your mind.
2) SEINFELD - "What is it with chickens crossing roads anyway? Everywhere you go, there's damn chickens crossing roads! Why do chickens do that? Man, this chicken thing really GETS ME!"
3) GANDHI - A chicken crosses the road, and the world goes cluck. (apologies)
4) BUSH Jr. - I promise that every chicken will have his day. We gonna get them chickens.
5) ARTHUR ANDERSEN - What chicken?
6) KAFKA - The chicken's crossing of the greenway simply exemplifies his existential suffering at the hands of an uncaring world.
7) CHICKEN - Cluck.
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