I would buy all the elven daughters with glass beeds and train them to become warriors. Then I will take them to the beautiyparlor. No one will resist beautifull elf woman.
And if they will do it?
I will open fire.
The have steel armor and tanks and heatseeking bombs and nuclear weapons against me?
Mwuahahahaha. I laugh at that. For I hold the most powerfull weapon of all:The pants attacking monkey of Doom!!!
SO I'm pretty wel fortyfied hehehehe. And ofcourse let us not forget Ducktape.
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