ive thought in more detail:
ill dress up in a blue sequin dress (yes, im a boy, i know, but he wears one, i think) and declare that i was manwe, and to obey me. when the men in white suits came, i would get my trained eagles, genetically engineered to me very large, to attack them. then i would squash them to make hobbits and dwarves. also, i would superglue some of their ears into points to make elves.
then i would equip them with bows and swords, and tell them to worship me, reading to them from lotr to convert them, then convincing them i was manwe.
i would slowly take over first bedfordshire, then england, then britain in this way. then i would have 52 million tolkienite elves, hobbits and dwarves behind me (the race of men is weak)
i would get sapphires and make a new robe
out of them, like manwe.
the rest is simple. aeroplane + flamethrower = dragon.
i know dragons are meant to be evil, but hey, im manwe, i do what i want. they fly in my sky, they follow me.
then i would basically go and takke over the world and have a mansion build on everest. all of europe would be turned into a massive shire, all modern industrial things destroyed, and lots of holes made.
the dwarves could live in mountains, and the elves wherever they want. parents could choose whether they want their baby to be a dwarf, elf, or hobbit. anyone who opposes me is turned into an orc, and roasted by a "dragon".
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