Hey, you can have him. I am not interested. He's cool and all, but... not interested. *plops Viggo Mortensen in front of Lothiriel* here ya go. Glomp away. 
 
Losthuniel: Neh, talking horses? Please. 
 
Talking Hawk: Fanfiction is pointless and stupid and is vandalism to Tolkien's fine works. And cute ones are especially terrible. 
 
Lothiriel: Aragorn is sooo passe. He's also ugly. And omigod, Chad? Please, just go drown yourself in a tar pit. 
 
Suicidal Elf Chick: Otaku? What the heck is THAT?! And come to think of it, what the heck is up with all this anime? I mean, Yu-Gi-Oh? Sailor Moon? How could anyone like this stuff? (I was once an otaku myself  [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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