This is a take-off of the "101 Things LOTR characters would never say" thread. You post things that people from BD would never say. Eg:
Barrow-Wight: Sure it's okay to go off topic! It's not like this site is devoted to just Tolkien!
Just make sure you don't hurt feelings!
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