Hahahaha! I wish I had a copy. I saw a Chinese bootleg of the Fellowship that was similar. Your post reminded me that I had asked my friend (who owns the copy) to send me a few funny lines from it:
Galadriel in the opening scene:
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It beginning with fording the Great Rings, Seven for the dwarves, three for the Elfs, mortal and whitest of them all, and nine, nine rings were given to the brace of Man, who was all else doomed to die.
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Saruman
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The Nine has left Minas Mordor. They crossed the river Rising on mad summer day. They will find that thing, and they kill one who carry it.
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Cheers!
-Angmar