[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Those were in a BOOK??!

Down With Skool, by Geoffrey Willans; illustrations by Ronald Searle. The mis-spellings are intentional, as the dreadful saga of St. Custard's, which includes the dark epic The Revolt of the Prunes, is related by the prep-school anti-hero, Nigel Molesworth. The author was a former schoolmaster.

Another classic, this time from Back in the Jug Agane, is:

i draw a collossal Angle A and make it equal to Angle B. Gloat. Gloat. Wot does it matter if it is half the size? pythagoras could make an elephant equal to a flea...

[ August 08, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]