*COUGH COUGH COUGH* What? Are you SERIOUS? No hobbit (nor elf either) would EVER ... EVER... oh, Nef, Nef. Don't you think Legolas' "light shoes" were more like sneakers or even like boat shoes??
Nef, PLEASE, sweetie, let go of the heels. Not good for your feets, your ankles, your legs, or your back. And trust me-- nobody in ME wears them. Nobody.
Welllll, maybe Saruman.